shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

shop-cute:

Sweet Ice Cream Overall Dress (Choose Color)

$28.00

You can remove the straps, as well. c:

Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

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roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech. 

happy-as-bananas:

lighthouse. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/17716887/via/valiumknights

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Home Runner by Murraythis

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

thedeepestking:

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